I came across this on a trip to the grocery store the other day.
Does the author realize that if Sarge’s testicles were removed instead of his ovaries, he might stop peeing in the house the other 20% of the time?
A champion’s offspring with no papers? Really! What on earth did the papers get used for, “medicinal purposes”? Is he part Min-Pin, part Maui Wowy? Perhaps they only had enough newspaper to potty train him for 11 months and they were forced to use his pedigree when they ran out?
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