We’ve had a lot of evil spirits rooting about our neighborhood lately. Frankly, it was simply becoming annoying. We tried calling professionals first, but nobody was answering at Ghost Busters. They probably get a lot of crank calls this time of year. Can’t say I blame them for not answering.
Finally, we realized that we needed to take matters into our own hands. The only option left was to carve up some very scary pumpkins, put on our scariest duds, and save our corner of town from certain destruction and even lower property value.
Pictures of our assault follow. Brace yourself though…they’re graphic!